Egads, I have a boatload of news for you! We now interrupt this pink week to bring you... my life, in a nutshell!
Lets start with the
GOOD:
So you know how I was complaining, complaining, complaining about not having another job? I love my one job - it's great - but it's only ten hours a week. (
NEWS 1): Well on Monday I got hired as a tutor - yippee!! I am super excited about it :) I think it will be a lot of fun - and great for my resume. (
NEWS 2): Then on Wednesday night (7:00 pm to be exact) I was offered a position teaching a college class! OMG!! After dancing around my house for a few minutes, I said yes, yes yes! (well, emailed something slightly more professional) and on Thursday morning around 9:15 I discovered that I got the position. Only problem? The class started that day at 12:15! So I rushed to one campus and picked up the textbooks, rushed to another and got my class roster and room number (always important to have), and then slapped together some semblance of a lesson plan before the students started filing in. And with extremely minimal planning and, eh hem, absolutely no college teaching experience, I managed to keep the class going for two hours. So today I am trying to figure out how to set up a staff email account, how to write a full semester syllabus, and how on earth to go about holding office hours. I need a mentor! But aside from the confusion, I am incredibly excited - it's all I can even think about! It is so awesome knowing that I am a professor! I think the students think I'm a complete nut. They don't seem to know what to make of me. I should have gone in there and been all, 'I'm a professor and I'm serious' but instead I was all smiles and laughs and nice. I had them write essays about themselves (this is how I managed to keep the class going for two hours) and one of the students told me that I was "awesome/pretty" and the class was "totally chill." Hmm, not the first impression I was hoping to give. Hopefully being nice the first day won't bite me in the rump later on.
Now for the
BAD: (well, nothing terrible-terrible)
At about the same time my class was finishing up their adorable essays for me, my grandmother (mom's mother) and her caretaker were driving to lunch. (
NEWS 3): Another car hit theirs and totaled Grandma's caretaker's car! Everyone was ok, but it really shook me up - and I wasn't even there. I'm sure they were terrified. My Grandma turns 94 in just a few weeks, so I'm glad she didn't end up with any broken bones before her birthday. (
NEWS 4): Yesterday morning, my grandfather (dad's father) was taken to the ER. He keeps falling, and they have him there for observation. Unfortunately, as many of you may know, we're about to be struck by this record-breaking snowstorm, so it looks like he'll be in the hospital all weekend :( Hopefully they can figure out why he keeps falling though. Final bad news (well, not so bad - more annoying): (
NEWS 5): I fell asleep in my contacts last night (by last night I mean a little after midnight - ugh long day!) and woke around 3:00 AM to remove my contacts (more like jumped out of bed the minute I opened my eyes and realized I could read the clock - I can never read the clock without contacts). I got the right one out fine, but could not for the life of me get the left one out. I spent from a little after three until after 5:00 trying to get them out, stopping only to sit down and bury my face in Cara's fur and let my poor eye calm down. I was so frustrated and my eye was SO SORE. Like, it has never hurt so much before. So then J wakes up (ok, I woke him up) and starts looking up every terrible thing that could happen from sleeping in your contacts - seriously kids, don't sleep in your contacts. It's like signing a death wish. So then I'm panicking more. So he goes out and buys me some eye drops - three kinds because he's silly. So I start dumping eye drops in my eyes and he reads online that I should try to slide the contact over. So I try to slide it, and nothing happens. Try again and my eye feels like it is ready to pop out. So I call out of work (um, job #1 - not teaching or tutoring) and pack myself and one of the course textbooks in the car and go camp out in front of the opthamologist's office. And he saw me right when they opened (probably because I looked like a hobo with pinkeye at that point). He numbed my eye, plucked that contact out, and told me I had scratched something in my eye (some big three-word something)- I don't know what, but it felt good to have that contact out. So (long story about contacts, I know) now I'm using eye drops every 15 minutes and I have to wear my glasses for the next few days. Thankfully we'll be snowed in, because my glasses are permanently crooked, giving me this funny Harry Potter-ish look. Oh, and while tearing my bathroom apart trying to find eye drops (and found none - who has no eye drops??) I discovered an ADORABLE teeny, teeny tiny bottle of OPI polish! I've never seen one so small! I'll try it out in a few weeks and post pictures of it's adorable mini-me size.
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NEWS 6): I won the lottery!
ha, I wish. Sorry, no, just trying to brighten things up after those three BAD newsbies. Oh, but I guess I do have a news 6: I have ALL KINDS of giveaways coming up for the next few weeks. I am super stoked!! (and you should be too, because you could WIN!)
But lets not worry about the bad news, because oh my goodness I got two jobs in one week! My semester went from being a snoozefest to being super busy. So now I need to go get cracking on that syllabus. But I'll have some pink polish for you later today - I'm wearing a new one that is making me swoon :)
Hmm, that wasn't a nutshell at all, now was it?
Hope everyone is having a HAPPY FRIDAY
and if you're in the way of this snow storm, stay safe and warm!!